I dumped out
the toybox,
pulled kitchen drawers,
felt up the laundry,
trying to remember.
I searched
underneath
the sleeping husband,
between
the sticky cushions
of the couch,
the top of a
cluttered credenza.
At last!
It was
in the freakin' fridge.
HHHMMMmmm... wondering if this experience was drawn from real life?!?!?! Sadly, I can relate to it :D
ReplyDeleteThis is actually a weekly occurrence. I am going to spray paint the thing bright orange!
DeleteNothing worse than reaching in between the cushions. Or is that just at our house?
ReplyDeleteAlways the last place I look too! ;) Enjoyable take on the prompt :)
ReplyDeleteThat sounds exactly our house :) good one
ReplyDelete"felt up the laundry." ;)
ReplyDeleteI feel like the fridge should be the go-to place to look for things that shouldn't ever be in the fridge.
ReplyDeleteHah! I once found the tape measure in the freezer. Nice write!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! This is so me! Except...I check the refrigerator first to rule it out, because I am just that nuts. I loved this!
ReplyDeleteWhat Angie said ;)
ReplyDeleteomg Feeling up the laundry??? I had no idea that's what I was doing, Tina!!! lol
ReplyDeletebtw Lately the first place I look is the fridge. Jus sayin
You've done such a great job of making this so visual, with humor to boot. Super.
ReplyDeletethis is pure poetry - and hilarious to boot! "felt up the laundry" is masterful. nice job.
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