Five Things

This was my second choice for Mamakat's writer's workshop, and I can't think of anything worse than letting something go to waste when it has already been written, so here it is.


5 things you don't know about me:

I am okay with the occasional chick-flick. Even if I cry a bit.

I secretly see myself as a size 10. No matter how many cookies I eat.

I will do anything to get out of taking out the trash. And vacuuming.

If you see me eating more chocolate than normal, run. Especially run if you've eaten the last piece of chocolate.

My second and third toes are longer than my big toe. Seriously. They're almost prehensile.


5 things I am pretty knowledgeable about:

Disabilities
British history, particularly the monarchs before Henry VIII.
Bartending
Emergency management
Migraines

5 things you know nothing about:

Physics
Surgery
Breeding elephants
Fly fishing
Calculus


5 things I believe:

Love makes you do the wacky, and that's okay.
There is nothing more beautiful than the smile of a happy child, and anyone who deliberately harms a child is evil.
Karma, or the Threefold Law, Do Unto Others, etc., is real.
There is a God, Infinite Spirit, etc.
People who think that they know what is best for everyone else, usually don't. They need to be slapped repeatedly until they wake up.