Social Skills Tip Of the Day

Policemen do not have a sense of humor when you have broken the law, say, by speeding. They especially will not respond positively to sarcasm. It is never a good idea to annoy or otherwise irritate a person who has a gun and other ingenious devices that can hurt you, or worse, make you pee your pants in public. Just smile and do what the police officer tells you, slowly, with no extraneous movements.