Morning Rituals

I got into the shower this morning, put my head under the spray of water and washed my hair. Then I got the conditioner and was about to put that on my hair when I suddenly thought “Wait...did I wash my hair?”

I stood there for about thirty seconds trying to remember what essentially had happened a couple of minutes ago. I actually had a debate with myself, and then I got mad at myself for debating with myself. In fact, I had to stop before I got so mad that I stopped talking to myself altogether. So I said a bad word(without fear of my son overhearing), and washed my hair again.

Seriously, what the hell? Who forgets that they JUST washed their hair? Or more to the point, what person who is not intoxicated forgets that they just washed their hair?